After we realized there was no meeting, we decided to go pick up a local paper that had an article in it about our upcoming Garden Tour. The paper interviewed Evelyn and photographed her yard. It was a nice interview.
Evelyn jokingly refers to her husband as the "yard slave", which he hates! As I was reading the article I noticed that it referred to them both by name, I said to her, " Well I am so glad it doesn't say Evelyn and her yard slave of a husband."
Evelyn " Oh I know...he would kill me. "
Dirt Princess " I hope you didn't tell the reporter that you call him that..."
I didn't even get it out of my mouth. The next sentence read, 'Evelyn often refers to her husband as the yard slave'. OH NO!!!!!!
I could not stop laughing! She was about to die!!! It was very funny. Well maybe not for him. I am sure he will catch some flack about that nickname at work...poor guy!
Evelyn...I am sorry I assumed the meeting was last night. You were all dressed up and looked nice. If I know you, you were probably out in your yard working all day, and had to get dressed just for the meeting that wasn't.
Tell the yard slave Dirt Princess says hello.