Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Dirt Princess Diner Now Open 24 Hours!

I opened a diner a few weeks ago, it is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Only I didn't know!!!! As I meandered through the garden looking for new plants popping up, I noticed I had guests.....but I didn't invite them!
Not what I wanted to see! They are back, and they must go! Time to break out the beer and have a keg party with the snails, get 'em drunk and kill 'em! They are feasting on a lot of my goodies....but not for loooong!!!!


Ben said...

Such a shame, who invited them to the party. I guess if they are going to crash you should throw them the keg party :D.

gittan said...

Do you also have the Spanish slugs? Here we call them Killer-slugs since they eat everything! I'm so lucky (so far) not having those Spanish slugs in my garden but there are others also eating on my plants. I use an old knife to cut them in halfes.

Stephanie said...

There is a popular Chinese dish, called 'drunken prawn'. Basically, put fresh/live fish into liquor for a while (get them drunk!) and then heat up the pot and cook the prawns. The prawns will taste really good but the process is quite cruel. I hope this is not what you have done ha ha .... LOL :-D

Darla said...

Have already had a couple of all nighters here for the slugs!

Nezzy said...

Little balls of nasty snotty slime, yep girl bring out the kegger and close that diner down. I have trouble keepin' Tiger the Wonder Dog from bellying up to the bar! Heehehehe! It's not a pretty sight.

God bless and have a wonderful Wednesday!!!

Hocking Hills Gardener said...

Oh, DP get out the beer filled pans girl LOL! Get those babies drunk.

Kim and Victoria said...

Yuck, yuck, yuck! Why are snails so very disgusting? But they are. Good riddance. Hope they enjoy their final beer blast.

Becca's Dirt said...

Yuck! I hate those things. When I was little we would pour salt on them and watch them shrivel up and die. Hope they save you some beer - HaHa - I know you don't drink.

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